Song Commentaries

I mishear a lot of heeeeeeep-hop songs on the radio. Some sound just plain odd, but it seriously sounds like another word that wouldn't be politically correct in a hip-hop song. For instance, I keep hearing "Yoooou, and that monkey," in one particular song.

I've also been making my own song commentaries. Don't read if you like the following songs.
Now, time for some random, highly selective, song analyses.

This is my analysis of "Buy You a Drank" by T-Pain(?)
"Buy You a Bank"

Shawty snap (yeah) -Nothing special
T-Pain
Damn
Shawty snap -Gangster dialogue
Young Joc (shawty)

[Young Joc:]
Ay ay
She snappin -Eeek, snappy, why would you approach her then?
Ah she snappin
Shawty snappin

[T-Pain:]
Snap ya fingers do the step you can do it all by yourself -Reminds me of a child would say

[Verse 1:]
Baby girl -I don't understand why they call adults "baby"
Whats your name -At least you asked for the name, otherwise you'd look like an idiot
Let me talk to you
Let me buy you a drink
Im t-pain, you know me -I would think it'd make you seem arrogant
Konvict music have every boy like ohh wee -What's the importance of misspelling
"convict?"
I know the club close at 3
Whats the chance a you rollin wit me -HAHA, rolling. *roll on carpet* OW! I bumped into a table!
Back to the crib
Show you how i live
Lets get drunk forget what we did -This could lead to alcoholism, and then you'll smell like
nasties

[Chorus:]
Imma buy you a drank
Theen imma take you home with me
I got money in the bank -In a SAVINGS account?
Shawty whachu think bout that
Find me in the grey cadillac -Hmmm, Cadillac
We in the bed like -this is not important at all
Ooh ooh ohh, ooh ooh
We in the bed like
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh

[Verse 2:]
Talk to me, i talk back -Yes, otherwise it'd be call "tuning out" or
Lets talk money, i top that
Crunk juice bottle -What exactly IS "crunk?
Oakly shades
Shawty got class -"SHOTTTY"
Oh behave -Now you sound like some weirdo girl
Lets get gone
Walk it out (walk it out)
Just like that -Yesss, walking is just that easy
Thats what im talkin bout
We gone have fun -You could have at least used "gonna"
You gone see
On that patron
You should get like me



[Verse 3: Young Joc]
Wont you meet me at the bar
Respect big pimpin -I call that nasty work and it's bad for your health
Tell me how you feel -That'll be a mistake unless you like criticism
Mama tell me what you sippin -Who came up with these titles?
A certified dime piece -Does that mean "cheap?"
Deserve louy 1-3
150 a shot -You need other priorities
3 for you and 3 for me -Now I watch your liver hate you
Im checkin yo body language
I love the conversation
And when you lick your lips -You're going to dry out your lips with the enzymes
in your saliva
I get a tinglin sensation -Now that can apply to many everyday scenarios
Now were both bout tipsy -So you're sort of drunk, wonder what level that is
You say you in the mood
All i need is bout a hour
Better yet maybe two
Let me take you where i live
Ferrari switch gears -What happenned to the big cadillac?
When i whisper in ya ear
Ya legs hit the chandilleer -Don't break it
Passion fruit and sex -Completely incongruent items
All in the atmosphere
Imma let t-pain sing it
So he can make it clear

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